... KILL!

nul@wormhole:~$ ssh root@supernova
VMcrap vCrapper Server Appliance
Password: yeah... right!
Password change requested. Choose a new password.
Old Password:  yeah... right!
New password: C0rr3ctH0rs3B4tt3r7St4pl3
BAD PASSWORD: is too simple

... WTF? X_x

[expletive/deleted]

nul@wormhole:~$ apt-get install htop
E: Could not open lock file /var/lib/dpkg/lock - open (13: Permission denied)
E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?
nul@wormhole:~$ fuck
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree       
Reading state information... Done
The following NEW packages will be installed:
  htop
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 65.3 kB of archives.
After this operation, 203 kB of additional disk space will be used.
Get:1 http://ca.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ utopic/universe htop amd64 1.0.3-1 [65.3 kB]
Fetched 65.3 kB in 0s (536 kB/s)
Selecting previously unselected package htop.
(Reading database ... 201749 files and directories currently installed.)
Preparing to unpack .../htop_1.0.3-1_amd64.deb ...
Unpacking htop (1.0.3-1) ...
Processing triggers for man-db (2.7.0.2-2) ...
Processing triggers for mime-support (3.55ubuntu1.1) ...
Processing triggers for gnome-menus (3.10.1-0ubuntu2) ...
Processing triggers for desktop-file-utils (0.22-1ubuntu2) ...
Processing triggers for bamfdaemon (0.5.1+14.10.20140925-0ubuntu1) ...
Rebuilding /usr/share/applications/bamf-2.index...
nul@wormhole:~$ cat .bashrc |grep fuck
alias fuck='sudo $(history -p \!\!)'

Tire la chevillette, la bobinette cherra...

... first you need to find the warlock, because only thee knows the warped holes of the void, from where you gain access to the gates of Nockmaar.

Count Zero

QWHAT ?

How come that, in order to reset the network error counts given by the netstat tool, you have to reboot ?

I'm talking about a firewall here! Talk about an interrupt...

Lord of the Ping / Pause / Play

Just found out that you could actually pause a "ping" command on Windoze (XP Pro and Vista64 Biz) : hit CTRL-S once to stop it, another time to restart it...

Kinda useless, but looked like undocumented! Well, was, as in not anymore! :o)

The Wizard of Ordz / Wordz

It was a long time ago, in a memory far, far away... okay, lets cut the crap : I've found out that the translation for FIRMWARE was MICROLOGICIEL... You may think I'm crazy - you're probably right but who isn't ? - but IMHO, MICROGICIEL sound so much better (I guess it doesn't make sense for the ink/glitch masses...) so paleez remove the LO part somebody ? :o)

Since it doesn't fit the Urban Dictionary - because it's a French word - I'm putting it on my blog! If I get enough commentaries approving it, the "Grand Dictionnaire Terminologique" might change it...

Yeah... Right!

X_x

More than meets the eye / High-Speed Video of Lightning

http://ztresearch.com/