[expletive/deleted]

nul@wormhole:~$ apt-get install htop
E: Could not open lock file /var/lib/dpkg/lock - open (13: Permission denied)
E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?
nul@wormhole:~$ fuck
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree       
Reading state information... Done
The following NEW packages will be installed:
  htop
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 65.3 kB of archives.
After this operation, 203 kB of additional disk space will be used.
Get:1 http://ca.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ utopic/universe htop amd64 1.0.3-1 [65.3 kB]
Fetched 65.3 kB in 0s (536 kB/s)
Selecting previously unselected package htop.
(Reading database ... 201749 files and directories currently installed.)
Preparing to unpack .../htop_1.0.3-1_amd64.deb ...
Unpacking htop (1.0.3-1) ...
Processing triggers for man-db (2.7.0.2-2) ...
Processing triggers for mime-support (3.55ubuntu1.1) ...
Processing triggers for gnome-menus (3.10.1-0ubuntu2) ...
Processing triggers for desktop-file-utils (0.22-1ubuntu2) ...
Processing triggers for bamfdaemon (0.5.1+14.10.20140925-0ubuntu1) ...
Rebuilding /usr/share/applications/bamf-2.index...
nul@wormhole:~$ cat .bashrc |grep fuck
alias fuck='sudo $(history -p \!\!)'